Ever been called something from either group?
Group A: A Grand Stander, a Show Boater, a Gillygaupus
OR
Group B: A Wing Collar, a Straw Boater, a Stuffed Shirt
OK, trick question . . . sort of.
Group A names indicate that someone sees you as a frantic, moronic waste of space by doing too much.
Group B labels indicate that someone sees you as a person who commits murder by monotony.
Obviously, you don’t want to be part of either group. Star Starters may be just the thing for you!
Imagine delivering an introduction or other parts of your talk that has clean comedy and witty morsels tossed in among the names and who is doing what? I can help you write and deliver those.
Will Star Starters change you into a Jim Carrey, John Belushi, Ellen DeGeneres, Lucille Ball or any other world-famous (even if no longer with us) comedian to open in Vegas, New York, or even Sandusky?
No.
Will Star Starters make your new annual income reach the 7 figure (before decimal point) mark?
No.
Will Star Starters give you instant recognizability in . . . “all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world...?”
No. (well, MAYBE in one or two in Morocco . . .yes, it is a Casablanca reference!)
However, it does give you a great chance at overhearing . . .
- “Gee! I wish she had spoken a bit longer.”
- “Golly! I did NOT know he was so clever.”
- “Jumpin’ Jehosafats! That man can talk real good!”
(Brought to you, in part, by The Society to Bring Back Expletives We Do NOT Have To Delete)
So, feel like learning some ways to start down that path to stardom . . . or, at least, get to know some ways of NOT being A or B way above?
Give me a call and we can discuss what Star Starters can offer you.
